I hope this works! I’m crowdsourcing this post. Pick one in each category to construct the story…

It was a fine day to be walking in the Cotswoalds and Miss
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was happy to be walking and to have her delightful dog at her side. She wore her finest
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secure in the knowledge that she looked smashing. She walked all the way to the edge of forest and there she stopped, for she knew Lord
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had a reputation for
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those who came too close to his demense. She shuddered with horror at the thought of such a fate. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A bird flew from a bush like a
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with her beloved dog in pursuit. She ran to the rescue of her pet, calling out ”
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! Here, my beloved pet! Oh dear, I mean, Come back, you VISCIOUS BEAST!” for what did she see but his Lordship
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Their gazes locked and she swooned.

When she woke up, she was ……

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